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Modern Baseball

—Tears Over Beers

When I was just a boy, we’ll call it 15 or so,
I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones
That girl who’s next to me, she found herself bored to tears
She realized that if she wanted conversation, she’s out of luck for three more years

When I moved away from home, 100 miles or so,
I knew a change had grown inside my awkwardly long limbs and bones
That girl who’s next to me, she’s friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,
But all she has to say is a meat head-themed monologue on why Brad ran away

She said, “All I can hope for is for me to get better,
because all I can take is no more.
I’ll win him back again, we’ll be lovers, best friends.
He won’t need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me.

He needed more than me
I’m friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,
But he needed more than me.”

When I felt that I should leave, we’ll call it midnight or so,
I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in her bones
That girl who’s next to me, she don’t know her worth in this town,
because her face starts to shine when that meat head behind me
Is grinning as he’s checking her out

I said, “All I can hope for is for you to get better,
Because all I can take is no more.
I’ll hide where I can, away from you and your friends,
leaking tears over beers once again.”

(Source: ianisleet)

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

(via giantspacefetus)

vapormetal:

tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass

(via crutal)

neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

(Source: boytaurus, via beanie--baby)

covnterpartx:

Touché Amoré // Home Away From Here


this band will always hold a very special place in my heart.

covnterpartx:

Touché Amoré // Home Away From Here

this band will always hold a very special place in my heart.

(via dreamwalk3r)

Lobby Boxer

—You're Not An Immigrant, Yet

dumpyourweedbrah:

This bands actually pretty rad

Joyce Manor

—Leather Jacket

I miss the way we talked before you went away to school.
Now all you seem to say is “Baby, how could it be you?”
I hate the way you’re leaning and you’re looking at your phone.
I hate the way I feel like dying when I’m alone.

(Source: yourinnerotis)

Dad Punchers

—Your Haircut Man

the-orchid-killer:

Its not me you’re sharing your room with anymore.
I want to move out.
I want to move on. 
But I have to lay here on our couch and listen to you fuck every night.
I want to move out.
I want to move on. 

Seaway

—Sabrina The Teenage Bitch

xcontour:

Sabrina the Teenage BitchSeaway

MAKE UP YOUR MIND STOP FUCKING WITH MINE
tx-logan:

consider-this-global-abortion:

elliotbabin:

here’s the first of many “official statements” over the next couple months.
Dad Punchers moniker is no mas. From here on out, it’s just “Warm Thoughts”

Whyyyyyyyyyy???

that band name was golden, just saying RIP Dad Punchers

dad punchers was such a better band name what the fuck RIP indeed

tx-logan:

consider-this-global-abortion:

elliotbabin:

here’s the first of many “official statements” over the next couple months.

Dad Punchers moniker is no mas. From here on out, it’s just “Warm Thoughts”

Whyyyyyyyyyy???

that band name was golden, just saying RIP Dad Punchers

dad punchers was such a better band name what the fuck RIP indeed